Which Toot Strudel are you?!?!?!?

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You wake up and this is the first thing you see. Do you...

High-five him!

Scream and run away!

Ask him for the secret recipe for Toot Strudels' patented, self-heating technology!

The neighbors call the police in response to your wild Toot Strudel pool party. This guy shows up. Do you...

Scream and run away!

Invite him to the party.

Tell him that ACAB.

Professor Vargas asks you to be her lab assistant over the Summer for some "secret experiments" she is conducting. Do you...

Put on your lab coat!

Tell her, "thanks, but I'll be basking in gamma rays at the beach all summer."

Scream and run away!

Mrs. Wilson asks if you wouldn't mind coming over to help her "plant" something very heavy that's wrapped in a tarp under her rose bushes. Do you...

Bury the body...I mean, whatever it is...and don't ask questions.

Scream and run away!

Offer to sell the contents of the tarp to the pink-mohawked guy in your Biology 433: Plant Taxonomy and Human Dissection class.

This guy offers you free hugs. Do you...

Tell him you only hug your mama and angry polar bears.

High-five him and split a pack of delicious, nutritious, self-heating toaster pastries with him.

Scream and run away!

You encounter this statue. Is she alive?

Scream and run away!

Have a staring contest until she blinks or you become a mummy.

Offer to split a Radioactive Watermelon Toot Strudel with her, because no living person could resist that delicious FROOT*!

Banana or pickle?

Did you see that poser carrot?

Did I ever tell you that yellow is my favorite color?

Scream and run away!

Which Toot Strudel are you?

You are Nuclear Celery!

You are strong and steady, like Nuclear Celery! Your body, when powered by Toot Strudels, is surging with the power to fight evil and rescue cats from trees!

You are Radioactive Watermelon!

You are cool and confident, like Radioactive Watermelon! With radiant, glowing skin and a blinding smile, everyone of every gender wants to be you AND date you! You even want to date you! Shine on!

You are Atomic Eggplant!

You are spontaneous and weird, like Atomic Eggplant! Let your freak flag fly! No one wants to get too close to you. Not sure if it's because you're setting off their geiger counters or because your unpredictable, anything-goes attitude makes them question their own non-ionizing lives.

We regret that this quiz has been banned in your country by the World Nuclear Commission.